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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2007, 04:02:17 PM » |
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Urinal: "We have massive cunts, we have massive cunts"
Customer: "Why did you say it twice?"
Urinal: "I didn't"
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 05:39:25 PM » |
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Someone, somewhere has big issues...
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2007, 05:40:50 PM » |
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I always wondered how holy water was made...
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2007, 05:42:08 PM » |
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I always wondered how holy water was made...
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Yali
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2007, 06:10:02 PM » |
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A graphic representation of the holy virgin mary straight after the birth of jesus christ..
historians believe that jesus wasn't meant to be named as such, however mary cried out 'Jesus Christ this hurts!!" as her front end was taken away from them. In a moment of total confusion, the world would forever more be mistaken...
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2007, 09:24:30 PM » |
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The biannual all-nun motorcycle display team competition ended in tragedy today as three of the competitors plunged headlong into a nearby portacabin, severely denting the structure in the process.
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"Who are you and how'd you get in here?"
"I'm a rogue. And I'm a rogue."
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2007, 09:30:49 PM » |
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"Our wombs have been carved out by an insane man, our fetuses eaten and we are left here to die even though we are already dead inside"
Yes it's a sad story, but at least it gave someone a good wank.
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 09:41:21 PM » |
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Yes it's a sad story, but at least it gave someone a good wank.
Not "good", as such. Satisfactory. |
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"Who are you and how'd you get in here?"
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2007, 10:25:33 PM » |
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"Heaven isn't what its cracked up to be is it girls..."
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 09:11:34 AM » |
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I always wondered how holy water was made...
weeener! I mean, Winner!I can't really vote for myself, it feels bad. So I went through it with a couple of friends (non-forum) and this is the one she laughed hardest at. I read them out for non-biased whatchamathingies.. lol |
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2007, 03:10:58 PM » |
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oh mary mother of god im dyiing for a piss
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Im taking control of my life! What have u done lately?
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2007, 03:12:17 PM » |
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This is closed.
There was a winner.
Nodd - these compos should really be locked after you declare a winner.
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2007, 03:13:03 PM » |
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Im taking control of my life! What have u done lately?
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