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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 11:32:43 AM » |
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Chuck Norris is so hard, this is what his toilet paper looks like....  |
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 11:36:53 AM » |
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When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, shame the man never cries....
(agh, I used to know loads of these. I'd feel like a cheat if I use google).
Chuck Norris would never use google..
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 11:40:32 AM » |
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
(Note: Stolen from Google. I'm no Chuck Norris)
Reminded me of that sex education picture book...lol
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 11:42:49 AM » |
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hahahahahaa at this one!
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
and this one...
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:46:19 AM » |
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 11:47:35 AM » |
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Those Chuck Norris things are boring and overused. Chuck Norris wouldn't go around saying those kind of things. He has class.
I'm more interested in the fact that it says "Adult Size $19.99". Does that mean there's a child's size? And if so, are children able to do roundhouse kicks in them?
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 12:07:00 PM » |
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Those Chuck Norris things are boring and overused. Chuck Norris wouldn't go around saying those kind of things. He has class.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 12:19:47 PM » |
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I know.. he just isn't the Hudders he used to be  |
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 12:24:17 PM » |
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*Elbows Hudders to one side*
*Ahem*
"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
"Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris."
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 01:09:02 PM » |
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I know.. he just isn't the Hudders he used to be LOL I've always thought it was dumb. Now it's dumb and overused. *continues the campaign for orginal content* |
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2007, 01:27:18 PM » |
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oh bollocks i genuinely didnt read this first.......
Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people....
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the seven dwarves were lying in bed all feeling happy, happy got out so they all felt grumpy
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 02:23:35 PM » |
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it."
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 02:27:43 PM » |
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Half the people that spout this rubbish have never seen Chuck Norris on film.
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 02:30:18 PM » |
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i dont care its funny!  |
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