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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2007, 02:31:12 PM »

It's sad.
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2007, 02:33:02 PM »

its hilarious.
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2007, 05:18:37 PM »

Chuck Norris does not make stupid jokes.


My favorite fact so far.
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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2007, 12:50:43 AM »

Half the people that spout this rubbish have never seen Chuck Norris on film.

i have! i think....

it ends with him killing a guy by jump kicking through a moving cars windscreen into the guys chest.
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2007, 01:12:10 AM »

im not really into these. i hate the ones like

chuck norris is soooo hench that he can kill anything just by looking at it.

not very clever imo

i like these ones. a bit more thought put into them i feel

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

chuck norris can divide by 1 and knows the actual answer to the square root of minus 1.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

anyways...
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2007, 10:15:43 PM »


For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.



lol
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2007, 12:01:51 PM »




Chuck Norris is a bit of a douche if you ask me.
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2007, 04:57:29 PM »

what a damn sell-out
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2007, 08:49:16 PM »

Haha I wonder how effective that first campaign will be..
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2007, 10:44:02 PM »

Haha I wonder how effective that first campaign will be..

I prefer Ron Paul as Republican candidate. He's got far more depth than the rest of them.

That said, I'm a Democrat at heart. If I were an American voter, I'd probably go for Kucinich... but my money's still on Obama winning the candidacy.

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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2007, 12:26:51 AM »

Chuck Norris is a bit of a douche if you ask me.

Actually, Chuck Norris is a bit like your mom.
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« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2007, 01:08:18 AM »

Chuck Norris is a bit of a douche if you ask me.

Actually, Chuck Norris is a bit like your mom.

What? Dead?
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2007, 09:12:44 AM »

Chuck Norris is a bit of a douche if you ask me.

Actually, Chuck Norris is a bit like your mom.

What? Dead?

No. I was making a "your momma"-joke. My point being that Chuck Norris-jokes/facts/whatever are almost just as lame and overused.

So, Chuck Norris is a bit like your mom. Not necessarily your mom, just...your mom.
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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2007, 09:41:45 AM »

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually WAS dead, tbh. He would have enough money to be resurrected don't you think? All he needs is a high level cleric, though I wonder, would he be raised, resurrected or truly resurrected?
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2007, 10:25:00 AM »

Chuck Norris is a bit of a douche if you ask me.

Actually, Chuck Norris is a bit like your mom.

What? Dead?

No. I was making a "your momma"-joke. My point being that Chuck Norris-jokes/facts/whatever are almost just as lame and overused.

So, Chuck Norris is a bit like your mom. Not necessarily your mom, just...your mom.

But my mum's not dead.

I don't understand what you're saying?
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